First of all, HELL NO this is not a movie review, so put away that bored face cus this is a real life story. Marley have been with me for a couple of months now, and due to some sickness...He went away....back to god :( sobs. I miss him now.
Our friendship started about 2 months ago. Marley came to my room for a visit. Sometimes we would chat, sometimes i share my problems with him but it's all a one way thing. There were times where I unleash my anger on Marley (im sorry marley), but Marley doesnt mind. He comes back the next day, making our friendship fresh again with his funny moves and helps me with my room chores.
Eager to see marley? Hang on a moment.
Here are some more descriptions about Marley. He is really a good maid cus he loves cleaning things up. Whenever there are any biscuit bits or bread crumbs which escape my mouth and fall onto the floor, marley will help me dispose of them. Insects who flew into my room during the night and pass away the next morning will also be taken away by marley. I could say, marley is the best helper for me so far. My room was cleaner than ever for that 2 months (it is naturally clean...but marley made it cleaner only). Marley did not need any payment, unlike odinary maids. Marley does not procrastinate, but sometimes he does walk round and round at the same spot, some people call this "chasing its own tail". In fact, all marley needed from me was...nothing! Okay maybe just a little patience and care.....and the occasional dropping of biscuit bits or bread crumbs.
But one day, Marley's exceptional cleaning habit brought it into trouble. It was on 29th March (the day i would remember for the rest of my life). I was a little pissed off at my neighbour for something I would tell another day. I went back to my room furious, and what added to my furiousity was MARLEY! It gnawed and chewed at my brand new loaf of bread. I reminded him not to the day before. I asked WHY DID DO U DO THIS? Marley did not reply and continued eating my bread. I made a harsh decision, I poured poison all over my table. Marley did not know it was poison though, it just carried on with its cleaning duties and when the poison reached its stomach....WA-LAH Marley is gone like the wind.
30th March. Marley was never to be found. I regretted my action for now my room is a little messier with dead bees and split coke. Lets all have a moment of silence for marley....
Here is Marleys obituary photo....
Marley is the one in the centre :(
6 opinion(s):
your marley so "cute" *pukes*
wah, damn good la your pet... i hope to get one like marley... any idea how?!? lol...
@pink bag : jeles lehhh...my marley cuter than ur errr whats its name? mikey? that beagle... right? haha
@Dkny : Yaloh, now wana get him back oso kenot d...erm i dont know what I did to make him come to my room but i guess u can first try eating messily :D
lol same here man. pub hostels are filled with weird insects and nerubian assassins. you dunno when they come. but when you see them, it's too late as they are causing some damage to you! just like how you wanna trigger a vendetta on a nub. and i always try my best to kill them with my finger of death for no reason - whether they eat my food or mess my stuff or not.
that beagle's name is BOBBY la. mikey is choya's dog. my german sheperd's name is MICKY. and tolong la.. bobby is more more more cuter than your uglay marley
@huokit: dam rite! those NA and NW keep comin nonstop to my room..must be my hotness that attracts them like mad. lol spare their lives lah, sometimes they have good intentions...hex them can d. lol
@pinkbag: AHHHH YEAH bobby..now i rmb lol! eh cmon la, we all know bobby has no curves wan...but MARLEY DOES! So slim n slender, sure win the paegent contest...
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