Lecturer actually, so no offence to my previous chemistry teacher(also apong's ex-lover). With that said, let us begin teh horror. Let me introduce you guys to my chemistry lecturer, pn Normalah.
Hey how dare you! That doesnt look like me..at all!!
Oh im sorry, let me find a more suiting picture of you..
There you go,
ahh much better, thanks noc.Take a good look and you'll see theres nothing NORMAL about her. Since the first day of class, i knew there was something wrong with my chemistry lecturer. Basically, she isn't fit to be a lecturer AT ALL! Call me unreasonable, but you'll agree with me later on.
There are 2 groups of chemistry class to choose from. I choose group 1, which obviously was a bad choice. The chemistry lecturer has zero qualification, never taught before(my assumption) and worse of all ZERO knowledge about chemistry. Here are some of the ridiculous mistakes she make...REGULARLY :
1. She cant pronounce chemistry.
2. She reads the copper(cu) element as COOper(coo).
3. She reads from slides/books 100% - without doing a single eye contact.
4. She pronounces chemistry as CHEMICALS...CAN U DIG THAT!?
5. She will score a band 1 in MUET.....IF she is LUCKY.
Having a chemistry teacher like that makes you feel UBER-down. You'd know from the first sentence she let out of her mouth that you'd need to rely on yourself for the whole sem. Whats more, it makes you ponder how did she even qualify to be a lecturer in the first place? Is the galvenment so bias to the boborace? Or was she just a cleaning lady who slept with the dean and got promoted? nooooobody knows.
Just recently, I had my chemistry test. It was a mini one and so it was set by normalah. I was pretty prepared for the exam but I definitely wasn't prepared for this.
1. Calculate the moles of CUPPER(Cu) in CUUPPER SULPHATE (CuSO4) blablablalba....
WOOOO!! She not only has her own pronounciation of copper but also has her very own spelling of copper! And it was on every question that contains the word copper!
"Al- aluminium. Ba-barium. Ca-calcium. Cu,Cu, since the formula Cu then the spelling must be Cupper! Or wait...cuupper? Nevermindlah, i put both....so if either one is wrong, i just tell the students it was a typo..HE HE HE HE...i dam smart."
Sighs, lastly I hope i dont get an X for spelling copper as........copper
THATS ALL FOR NOW, FOLKS!
7 opinion(s):
Omg, that reminds me about my bio teacher back in sch who pronounce datang haid as "datang HEAD" , and dalam as "daRam", i thought her malay was bad, but her mandarin was worst and her english was......Zz hard to understand.. and her drawing was like.... we can't figure out it's a cell or...? looks like fried egg to me XDXD
Donald Duck went tanned!!! HAHAHAHAHA man that picture of donald duck cracked me up so badly. I think she looks like my super racist ex-bm teacher who goes by the name Ubi Kentang.
@diana
hahah makes us wonder where does she get her qualification..makes me wana datang kepala...lol
@pinkbag
if u see her real life, u wud definitely see the similarity! Oh i didn't knew she had a twin LOL..haha and why ubi kentang?
these teachers mustve wanted us to remember them no wonder they make such an impact on us..oh yea btw i had another chemistry lesson today..she never failed to amuse me!
yeah, must be her evil twin. ahaha ubi kentang coz her name rhymes with ubi. when she gets angry does she jumps and go quackquackquackquackquack like donald duck? HAHAHAHAHA.
hahaha, the duck's damn funny...
but cupper would then be pronounced as cup-per not coop-per... i think maybe u got it all wrong... she was trying to tell you about a cup of tea!! calculate the number of moles in a cup of tea bla bla bla... lol...
oh i am an A-cupper wtf. HAHAHAHAHAHA
@pinkbag
Lol we've yet to make her angry. I thought of addressing her about her coooooooper but then im afraid thatll greatly affect my marks. So better keep my mouth shut..
@dkny
haha glad you liked it..Wow a real possible explanation. CuSO4 cud really be a cup of SO4. Anyways i've start abandonning her class for better use of my time(sleeping) and shhhh dun tell mum =D
@weiwei
wah hahaha u cannot be more 'lau sit' d.wtf.kthxbye. lol
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