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BB post

Firstly wtf is BB? Issit a gun(bb-gun)? Issit a word for scaredy cats in japanese(bb-kun)? Or does it simply stand for bye-bye? HELL NO. Its neither one of them, in TNST, BB can only mean one and only one thing :- bobo bashing. ROAR!!

Before I begin, I would like to say this post is posted with anger, dissatisfaction, disgust and distrapatittion(<---no such word). Therefore, I apologize before hand if I were to offend any non-bobos but if ur a bobo and ur offended, WOOT, U GOTZ SERVED! >: )

Ok here goes:-
Ive been busy collecting important, useful and truthful data in this 2months here. Its about a very common species(so common that ppl consider them as pests) in our count-3. They are the only species that get exempted from any CGPA judgement. They can get into medics with a 2.5 CGPA or get into engineering with a 1.9. If you think they’re cool or wanna be one of them, U SARK!

Among the first few characteristics Ive identified is, bobos resemble Orcs. But but..but.but...but orcs are ugly and they stink! Well so do bobos. Also the bobos share the same language as orcs. Proof? Before beginning ANY speech, be it long or short, they would haf to utter some orcish phrases. “Assa-mualei-kum Wara-matul-lah Wara-bakthor” is considered a standard procedure. And I hate it most when it’s intro session…you see they make up the majority here(obviously) and lets say there are about 300 malays in my college. Each and everyone of them would hafto say that phrase. Mumbling that nonsense alone takes up about 20 seconds. Multiplying 300 with 20 will make 6000 wasted seconds which equals to a wastage of 1 hour and 36 minutes of productive human time. No wonder they are so un-productive. Whats worse is some of the gaogao bobos would add orcish words to make the phrase a little more ‘fancy’.
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A higher class orc....I mean bobo, would have the knowledge to make up a paragraph of those stupid words. These high-standard bobos are usually the ‘open-ceremonier’ for any big occasions. What I find funny is, while delivering his nonsense, the other bobos listening would have to put their hands together like a kid begging for sweets. They make it as if the us-taz might be throwing out candies at any time during his speech. Im pretty sure abura, apong, apek and the rest who are in uni know what I mean right?;)

ME LIKE TO WASTE UR TIME!
Next, this cibai species never fails to piss me off, especially in the mornings. Usually in the wee hours, say 5.30-6.00 a.m, male bobos with itchy balls would sing out loud 3 farkingly dumb songs. I’ll give you guys a snip-it from all 3 songs -

The first one would be the usual one u guys hear –
ALA WANTS BOMB, ALAAA WANTS BOMB!
IS…YE LE…ILE…ILL…ALA!
continues with
AYAH WANTS MORE LEHHHH! AYAH WANTS MORE LEHHHHH EHHHH EHHHHHHH ILL…ALA…

another would be a reggae version which starts with
BISMILEH ILO HEH ILO HIM.

and the third is a whole song consisting with only one word. Creative? Creatively stupid got la puto.

Here it is :-ala ala ala ala ala ala yea ala. ala ala ala ala ala ala la ala. ala ala alaaa ala ala ala.
(note- pronounce some of the ala with different tones)


FARKKKK LA!! Damm tulan. Those mofos cant stop praying wan meh? Sighs but who can blame them? Praying is all they got to do. I bet one of the sentence in their orcish songs stands for:
“MAY GOD CONTINUE GIVIN US THIS UNFAIR SHARE OF WEALTH AND TAXES FROM OTHER RACES SO WE CAN BUY CHEAPER CARS AND HOUSES..OH AND WE’LL PROMISE TO CONTINUE PRAYING AND MAKING NOC TULAN. KTHXBYE!”

Worse case scenario? Singing competition between colleges. Believe me, it sucks. The other colleges would rev up their speakers once they pick up the ‘challenge call’ in the morning. Then my college wouldn’t want to be left behind so they increased the volume too, making sleeping almost impossible for me. Oh yeah forgot to tell you guys, my room is facing the goddam speaker KWAARK! Btw, Ive planned to cut off the wire to the speaker but unfortunately the speaker is very strategically placed and quite difficult to reach. Sighs, if only I could hit snooze :(

WE SING, WE MAKE NOC TULAN!! YAY, HEHEHEHEHEHEEHE!

Next, bobos are like copy cats. They love doing what others are doing. For example, business. There are 9 different stalls owned by 9 different bobos in my cafeteria. How many are selling mixed rice? 7 out of 9. How many of the stalls that sell the same dishes? 7 out of 7. HOLIAO LO!! LU, KA WA BEH SIANG MI KIA!! LAI WA LANG PEH PEH PAK CHIU!! The other 2 stalls sell drinks and burger respectively. So, eating in the cafeteria sucks big time. I would have to walk about 1km in order to get some decent Chinese food. One more thing, rumours have it that during puasa, no food store(in the Uni) will be open. Do they want us to fast with them? Fark la, ima start rearing some chickens and plant some paddy in my room d to get ready for the food shortage.


The first and second stall sell this, but so do the 3rd,4th,5th,6th and 7th..

Bobos fear Draculas/Medusa. Why do I say so? Cus there are mirrors everywhere, especially around the hostel. Every floor there will be mirrors by the staircase, around the corners and even hidden dark areas have mirrors. Maybe one day they would come into good use. I wonder if the other U share the same shits as me....

kwaaarkk! I EAT BOBOS FOR LUNCH

That is all for part 1. Gotsta settle a kenegaraan assignment due tmr, zzz. Oh btw, Im doing okay here. Not too good but not too bad either. Oh lastly, I did not get ragged or anything cus you know me, im teh prozzors, :) ROAR!!!

Results are out!

OLE~OLE~OLE~OLE~OLEHHHH
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OLEEEE~!!!


Good News Good News!!!

Im sooooooooo
HAPPY!!!

I've PASS my CAT aka meow meow course!!
Dont have to be little kitten anymore~

Im officially taking ACCA!!!
walao,yeng!!
yyyeeaaahhh!!!

Last night im so nervous,i couldnt get any quality sleep for myself.
Im so worried that i would fail, if i fail,i really will get into
PENYAKIT MURUNG
!!!
The exam is neither easy nor cheap
It was tough and dam expensive
So of course i wouldnt wanna waste my parents money
and i did focus on my studies to make sure tht i'd pass
luckily my efforts paid off

Well,i didnt really score well for 3/4 papers, i got 10-20marks above the passing marks,
Im really happy coz i need not retake any papers and could move forward to my future~!
yuuuhhhooooo!!!

One thing ive learnt after taking the toughest paper which is paper 7 known as 'costing' is not to be a pessimist when ure sitting for the exam.
Being a pessimist myself, i made alot of mistakes on easy questions and i keep doubt-ing my answers.
Anyways im thankful that i passed!!!

Now i wish i could celebrate with HIM
unfortunately tak bolehhhhh!!!!!
bodoh sangat!!!!


Hmm,i would like to congratulate all of my friends who have passed their exams with flying colours and to those who havent complete their CAT,i wish yall good luck,all the best and work smart for ur preparations in this coming dec!
I gtg for my test now~ciao peepz!!!!



note:CAT is not a potential catwomen course..it is known as Certified Accounting Technician!

THE FARK!?

Maleh last nights badminton match between LCW and Mr Lin Dan IS and WILL ALWAYS BE a JOKE. In other words, we could say that LCW got toy-ed by lindan with an easy victory of 21-0 21-0(exaggerated for dramatic effects). That worlds no.2 player - mofo CW, didnt even manage to put up a fight against the worlds no.1 player. It was like me playing with apek on badminton....in which i trash his ass(of course) till he sweat like cock. Yes im dam tulan with the so-called malaysian's only hope. Lin Dan mustve been telling everyone that bagging the gold from LCW was like taking candy from a monkey.

And the only reason i find reasonable to explain this 'shameful event' is that LCW had too much fun in bed. That gatai fella must've celebrated his win(in the semi's) way too early with a 5times in a night activity. The same must've happened to Mr.Wong Chun Han after beating Taufik. Taufik who just got married(even worse) further confirms my hypothesis. What do u guys think? Hmm that will be all from me for now. And Sorry i've to delay my planned "1month in upm" post for this shit.

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