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busy bee , busy ME

Ahh its been a while since ive came online(yesterday actually). Been kinda busy these few days, just came back from KL like 4 days ago and did lotsa things after that. Those things include :
- A uber mini but cool bbq party with shing ;)
- Enquire about gym programs
- Work for mum
- More work for mum

So sorry lah if I cant update that often. But I will try~!
Here is a short SUMMARY of what Shing and I went through during KL :-



First day
( 16/12/07 )
FARK is the word I chose to start of this paragraph. Know why? WE MISSED THE BUS! We reached the bus station at 5.25 but the bus left at 5.10 maleh dam wasted. Actually there is 2 person to blame for this incident. 1) The idiotic, mofo , cock eye guy selling the tickets (aeroline) and 2) myself. I remembered VIVIDLY that cock-eye guy telling me, "eh ah ba don't be late ar, the bus arrives at 5.30"and repeated it a few times after that. So I trusted my guts and him and inserted 5.30 in my long term memory and kept that ticket. Manatau its 5.00p.m *$&^!! Was it my fault for not checking? Or his for giving out wrong info? You be the judge...but don't make the wrong decision tho!! *cracks knuckles*

After we knew that we missed the bus, myself and shing practically got stunned. We just stood in silence in front of the ticket stand after we were told the horrible news. I was so down I was unable to think. Those mother ahem tickets costs roughly around 160 bucks thats alot of money if you ask me. But bro acted much differently. He instantly carried his bag to another counter (konsortium) and bought the tickets for a 6.30 bus. If he wasn't there, I probably would just stand there for another few more minutes and just cancel the whole shit or come back another day to buy new tickets. Man after seeing how my brother react, I felt like I was a kid and Ive a long way to go before being matured.

The bus took about 4 hours to reach even with traffic jams on the high way thanx to the sempoi "highlighting" driver. He does about 60 HPH. HPH stands for Highlight(s) per hour. Heck thats about 1 highlight every minute and thus reaching KL was pretty fast. We arrived KL at 11.30p.m, took a cab to bro's place and he dropped shing and I to her aunt's house in Damansara. We took a bath and got some shut-eye.



Day 2
( 17/12/07 )
Ahh quite a relaxing day for us as we woke up at 10 or so. SYOK ah! We waited for shing's aunt to come home after her dialysis. At around 11 she came back and brought us out for breakfast. We went to a small coffee shop where everyone speak cantonese EXCEPT an Indonesian maid ANDDDDDD me :( well from here i learned how to order "leng teh" (leng tea in english) in cantonese. AHEM AHEM "pei ngo leong cha chi au". w00t.

After breakfast we headed to National Science Centre where bad maintenance is more obvious than a MOLE on "SOMEONES" face. Lol. I'm sure choya knows who he is. We managed to kill 3 hours on that place despite the turn down and we left at around 4pm. Aunt needed to get home to watch over her maid, so on the way back she dropped us at The Curve. Shing and I watched "enchanted" in Cathay Cineplex and here are the results :- A 7/10 for the show and a 8/10 for the cinema! Cathay Cineplex in KL is 10times better than the one in prangin mall, dig that.

Dinner was another Wow for us. Shing's aunt brought us to Marche (mar-shey) which stands for market in french if im not mistaken. The food there were d-e-l-i-cious! Its sorta like a buffet dinner but you pay by the number of orders you make and not a fixed price. Yeah its somesort like Food Loft. Dinner for 3 costed around 90 though~

We headed back home after dinner. We made a conclusion that the first day was really relaxing for us, aunt here , aunt there, COOL! But we were sure the next day would be much different though and guess what we were right.....stay tune for day 3!


Day 3
cuckoo-koo-koo my alarm rang, it was 8.50 in the morning. Both of us had only 6 hours of sleep but nothing can be done, we needed aunt's transport to the nearest LRT station to get where we wanna go....KL TOWER...WAHHh...puiks. So we quickly hurried in getting ourselves ready cus we didn't want anyone to wait for us. We were so quick that we got ready by 9.30! Oklah not so quick after all huh~ We then went downstairs to have breakfast and watched some CSI Miami.
We were so indulged with the show that we did not notice the time...well at least I was.


SUDDENLY, we heard footsteps down the stairs. Dup dup, dup dup, bup bap bup bap....It was..IT WAS...pei shing's auntie...woohoo? We thought it was time to go but then....she was still in her jammies~ awwww...so we waited another half and hour(11.15) and off we go to Kelana Jaya LRT station =)


We boarded the LRT and stopped at a station which is about 25 mins walk away from KL tower. We sat bus number 11~ which took exactly 25mins to reach there. There was a cab which fetches you to the foot of the tower and great news for apek, ITS FREE!! At the counter, the price for sight see-ing was written down as RM20, but we got it for RM10, know why? Malaysian ma~ sighs our cun3 is such a countrisists. Oh yeah before I went up, I declared my pocket knife to the custom. She passed me a card and asked me to claim the knife from her later. Ma ok lo....


The lift took about 50 secs to hike up 300metres(which is where the sight-seeing takes place). The view wasn't too bad, we took some pictures and viewed the whole city. Genting Highlands is visible too~ Oh btw the high powered binoculars were also free of charge, hooray for apek. We teleported back to the ground floor and had some lunch. The KL tower restaurant named baara(sucky name) practically have no customers at all. We both were the only customer in that cafe!


At the end of the trip, I can conclude that KL tower sucked cus
1-stole my knife(actually I forgot to claim)
2-...almost the same as number one
3- the custom lady took my knife


Shing an I then took a mind-boggling 30 mins walk to Petaling Street(similar to batu feringghi quality) cus we werem't too sure of the way, heheh. Lucky for shing, I am a professional navigator~ We bought a pair of pants and a present for shing's mum. At around 7, Bro came to meet up with us and we had some steaming hot curry sotong and fish. Tell u what, the food is so spicy that it gets into your brain. NO KIDDING MAN!


We went home after dinner,dead tired but managed to packed our swimming kit, count our remaining money and called it a day~ day 4 is coming right up...



DAY 4 !

oh yeah before i start on day 4, I left out something on day 3. After the spicy dinner, my bro, shing and I went to the EYE ON MALAYSIA. Basically its a giant ferris wheel wh
ich costs 30 bux to get on to it. The view was pretty alright and the feeling was a little scary. So to those who are "gayat", in other words afraid of height, save your 30bux and have a smoothie on the ground instead.


us at the eye on malaysia

Alright then, day 4 was STRATEGICALLY allocated for a full day at Sunway Lagoon. We woke up at like 8.30 in the morning, yes i know its dam early but we planned 2 wake up at 7.30 a.m haha! We got ourself ready in a hurry and rushed out the house with a giant apple from shing's aunt. Apparently its a fuji apple or something related to it, man its dam huge i tell u. Pretty roundish too! For an exact comparison, It'll be like 1 apple : 15 man balls. AND YEAH IT IS THAT BIG!

We we're real lucky as the bus fetched us after our 10minute wait. We then snoozed our way to Sunway Pyramid. Before entering the mall, we recognize the shop beside the entrance so we wouldn't get lost on our way back...HAAGEN DAZS!

Oh and getting to sunway lagoon itself was a huge trouble for us! We asked quite a number of people for information.

1. An aunty who sits INSIDE the mall at 9.30 in the morning( the mall is still closed. and she point us at the WRONG direction!)
2. A janitor at the mall.
3. A bell boy.
4. Bell boy's manager.
5. Another bell boy from a different hotel.
6. An unknown lady.
7. A jockey.

And finally we reached our playground... YAY ^v^ (gay)..BUT IT HAS NOT OPENED YET..dammit!

We waited and waited till it was and went right through the guards. We spent the whole day at sunway lagoon and we found out that the place is a real money sucker. Even the locker sucks up ur money. Pfft. Oh btw Sunway lagoon isn't as fun as they say it is. It is quite a poortly maintained area with defects everywhere. Typical Malaysians i guess and the rides and all aren't too exciting either but sure there were a few exceptions. All in all, out of a 10 ill rate sunway lagoon a 4.

Dinner was with Mr. Darren Kam. He took the effort to pick us up after our sunway lagoon adventure. THX! =) We went to Marco's pizza and hell was it tasty! Marcos PAWNS pizzahut+Us pizza+ dominoes. Word.


Day 5
Day 5 happened just before erm well a malay holiday(i cant recall). So Bro took a day off. He accompanied us to various places such as cool malls and tall buildings(i guess you guys know where that is). We visited The Pavilion, The Gardens, KLCC, and one of them has a toilet which costs RM5 per entry. LEMA ***** , I know. Oh and btw GSC in Pavillion costs about RM24 per ticket HELLO, who pays 24 bux for a movie? well not me of course =p

Dinner came pretty quickly after all that walking and WINDOW shopping( couldnt afford the real one). And guess what, there were as many "chickens" in KL than there is in Penang. And they were making UP in brought daylight(lights from a big hawker stall). After dinner we visted Star Hill but then all the shops were closed. We took lotsa pictures that night and went home shortly after that.


Day 6
On this day me and shing decided to use up our pizza hut vouchers. The vouchers were given after we did some survey =p. (thx pinkbag) Our first destination was Berjaya Times Square. We searched high and low for a pizza hut outlet to get our meal. We went right up to the 10th floor, down to 9,8,1,2,3,4,5,6,7 and SUDDENLY a strange phenomenon occured. While we were waiting for the lift on the 7th floor, there was a lady who approached us. NOPE she wasn't trying to sell us anything, she was just waiting for the lift just like us. So noc took a step forward and said, "Excuse me, do you know if there is any pizza hut outlet here?". The lady stared at me smiling and looking confused at the same time and said " PIZZA? WHAT PIZZA?". Den she laughed as if I pronounced pizza wrongly or said the wrong word. Noc not giving up tried again this time using his fingers to make a 'pizza' shape and pointed at his mouth while repeating the word pizza a few times. "HA? PIZZA WHAT PIZZA? HAHAH........WHAT PIZZA?" and then she continued with "HAHAHA PIZZA". Obviously shocked by the fact that some people still don't know what a pizza is, we just stood there holding our Ha-Ha's back and watched her as she went into the lift.

Finally we managed to navigate our way to the nearest pizza hut outlet which is about 1km away from BTS. Later we went back to BTS to get some clothes from Bossini, it was a M&M shirt that we wanted but unfortunately there weren't any size for me =( SO we went to The Pavillion instead. Shing bought me my Christmas present there(M&M shirt)...THx shing ;)

For dinner, we met up with Shing's aunt at The Curve. She belanja-ed us Sakae Sushi. YUm Yum. We tried to get some donuts back home too but too bad the line was so long that it'll prolly take an hour to taste those things. Therefore we went home instead~


Day 7
Day 7 was spent almost fully at the Zoo. We took plenty of photos and fed plenty of animals too! Im sure those animals would want us to go back there, especially mr camel. The Zoo was once again an eyesore for tourists. The place was filthy, the pools for otters are polluted and full of algae, the cages of animals are rusty and so much more shitty things. They too promoted the Elephant Show which in fact has been cancelled for at least 5 years!(exaggerating).

Then it came the moment of embarassment. I knew I would do something noobish that day, maybe cause I sneezed when I woke up. It was the multi talent animal show. The stupid parrot came out around the middle of the show. The trainer boasted about its ability 2 take money from your hand if you just raised it up. So they asked for volunteers. I raised my hand up and was chosen, cool cool, so far so good. I dig my pocket and could only find a RM10 note. Ala its just a demonstration, so I raised my hand and it did flew to me. The parrot then took the cash from my hand and flew back to the trainer faster than it flew to me. Then the show ended with "TERIMA KASIH UNTUK DONATION ANDA SEKALIAN" wtf, where is my MONAY!! I thought they were supposed to return our money but NOOOO, they took it instead. Dam. Whats worse is when everyone was heading for the exit, they looked at me and tell their spouse/son/daughter/pet "nah itu dia yang bagi sepuluh ringgit tu tadi, HEHE". Grrrrr.....

It was evening and we had ran out of things to do but we wanted to watch the night safari. The show was pretty cool, especially when they revealed that they have hid the python in a dustbin. Some of the audience were very afraid(shing, were you afraid? ;p) cus they told us it might be under our seats. Lol! Anyways we took a cab home after watching the performance.


Day 8
This was the last day for us in KL. We woke up late cause the bus trip was at 4.30. I checked....MULTIPLE TIMES!! Lol. We had curry chee cheong fun for lunch and watched a movie in aunt's house. We packed everything and headed out slightly early( 3.40). I dozed off during the drive to the bus stop but was awaken by shing out of the sudden. I stared at my handphone for the time, it was already 4.20!!!! WTF WE ARE NOT GOING TO MISS THE BUS AGAIN ARE WE!??? Apparently shing's aunt sort of like forgotten the way to the bus stop. We were lost at the highways. I called bro and told him, he said we should hurry up and gave us some pointers on where the bus stop is. He cant really guide us through the phone as he had no vision.


I can tell that shing's aunt was a little panicky too. She quickly called her friend and asked for directions. 4.33 p.m we were still not at the bus station. Everyone was quiet in the car. Noone spoke as we expected the worst. Shing's aunt was still talking to her friend asking frantically for directions. THEN we magically appeared right next to the bus station, BUT THE BUS WAS NOWHERE TO BE SEEN!! Nah jk, the bus was waiting there for us, 4.38, we went up the bus and it headed right back to Penang. Goodbye KL~!! Home sweet home here we come!


Singing Sunday 9

Lyrics for singing sunday #9 (out of schedule abitla) hah. Anyways its from Baby Bash and Akon with "Baby Im back!". Somehow the song has something to do with me ;)

Chorus Akon]
Don't look no farther!(yeah)
Baby im back (yeah)
I know
Im here to cater to you (any thing that you want me to ill do it)
Cause Ill be your lover (ill be your lover)
Ill be your best friend
Tell me what I gotta do (tell me what I gotta do and ill do it)

[Baby Bash]
Now im back in the flesh
Feelin so blessed, back in your corner suga, suga don't stress
Forget about the rest; let's go inside, im back in your zone
Baby im back in your vibe, now I cant be denied I can lie im on ya
I never ever wanna say sayonara
Somebody told me that the grass was greener
On the other side andale arriba
Never really intended on being a cheater
What I gotta do to be your keeper
These words comin out the speaker, true love is off the meter
[Baby Im Back lyrics on http://www.metrolyrics.com]


[Chorus]

[Baby Bash]
I was gone for a minute but now im home,
Please forgive me for being a rolling stone,
Please forgive me let me polish it up like chrome,
Get off the phone till he swears to leave you alone,
Let me spark your interest, now there's no more dating on the internet,
Cause you already know how I get it wet, how I keep it so saucy and I get respect,
You don't have to look no farther, you dealin with the whole enchilada,
You don't have to look no farther, you hotter then a fire starter

[Chorus]

[Baby Bash]
I was gone for a minute, (oooohhh) [repeat x4]
Now im back let me hit it (oooohhh) [repeat x4]

[Chorus x2]

Im Leaving On A Jet Plane

Ill be off to KL for the next 7 days!! w000t!! Hah so you guys don't miss me too much okay?
Just hang in there, i KNOW u guys can do it! Btw have to face STARwalk tomorrow first but waking up at 4.30 in the morning is not my thing :( Staying up till 4.30 is my thing tho :)

toodles,
nocky

thoughts

The SIX most important words:
"I ADMIT I MADE A MISTAKE"

The FIVE most important words:
"YOU DID A GOOD JOB"

The FOUR most important words:
"WHAT IS YOUR OPINION?"

The THREE most important words:
"IF YOU PLEASE"

The TWO most important words:
"THANK YOU"

The ONE most important word:
"WE"

The LEAST important word:
"I"



what do you guys think?

A brand new word

Wow, I just found out that the word award for year 2007 (yes there is such thing) is awarded to the word "w00t". The word was awarded by Merriam-Webster which is like the INTERNATIONAL kamus dewan. Notice the word w00t is a combination of both words and letters(zero). Please don't type it as wOOt as this will ruin the reputation of the "word of the year".


For those who are still schooling, be reminded to use w00t in your essays as it is now considered as a 'Bombastic' word and you MAY get extra marks for that. If your marks are cut, do ask your sir/teacher to consult my secretary thanx.

Further information can be obtained here
w00t w00t!

Singing Sunday #8

Before we start singing, lets continue with 'Story 2' on my first working day. If you've missed out on 'Story 1', just scroll down. Alright here goes, my mum's tenant came into the shop with some rental fees (we rented out old house in green lane). So my mum took the money and issued a receipt for him as usual BUT today wasn't any ordinary day(maybe I was working thats why) as he had a story to tell. According to him, his house (noc's previous home) got broken in to.

Exactly from the old man....except it was told in hokkien.

About a couple days ago as I was heading home from work, I saw the padlock of the door on the floor. Instantly I knew someone broke into my house. I went in slowly and heard noise coming from the bedroom. It was around 2.30 a.m. that time.

I went into the room and found 2 men with black mask covering their face leaving only their eyes and mouth. They had a parang, an axe and a huge screw driver as weapons. They had masking tape on their fingertips to avoid leaving any finger prints behind. Duct tapes were worn on their arms to quicken the "tieing of the victim" process. I had approximately Rm 5000 with me at that time but I placed them in different pockets. I said "if its money you guys want, here it is" as I reached down and pulled about a thousand from my pocket. "Just don't cause any wreckage or harm," I continued as I extended my arm towards them.

Suddenly one of the robbers voiced out "Hey where do you come from?". I answered "I'm a penangite". He replied "Oh I don't rob penangites', go wrap for me an angpow." I did as he told, I entered another room, place a RM 10 note into an angpow and handed it to them. They went off shortly after that. The strange thing is, when the robber spoke to me I felt like I heard his voice from somewhere before.

"Now I tell people oso they wont believe me, hahaha" said the tenant as he ended his story.

WOOT, Dam cool man, at least ma pao RM100 for being so kind rite? Tis guy pula pao RM 10 nia lol. What if they opened the angpow right away and found RM10, sure tulan. The price of a lock-cutter easily surpass RM 50 these days. hah but lucky him, unlucky for mum though, she has to ask someone to make new grills for that tenant. According to mum, maybe the robbers know the tenant that is why he felt guilty. Question, if he can resort to robbing, will he feel any guilt?



AND NOW, The lyrics of Linkin Park - Shadow Of The Day


[Chester Bennington]

I close both locks below the window.
I close both blinds and turn away.
Sometimes solutions aren't so simple.
Sometimes goodbye's the only way.

And the sun will set for you,
The sun will set for you.
And the shadow of the day,
Will embrace the world in grey,
And the sun will set for you.

Pink cards and flowers on your window,
Your friends all plead for you to stay.
Sometimes beginnings aren't so simple.
Sometimes goodbye's the only way.

And the sun will set for you,
The sun will set for you.
And the shadow of the day,
Will embrace the world in grey,
And the sun will set for you.

And the shadow of the day,
Will embrace the world in grey,
And the sun will set for you.

[Guitar solo]

And the shadow of the day,
Will embrace the world in grey,
And the sun will set for you.



slurrppp

My First Day At Work

Yoyoyo, yesterday was my first day at work! Where noc where??? most of my fans will ask me this. As good as I sound like I am, I shall tell you, I worked with my mum in Valerie Ee Optical. Hah. Write that down people and do come visit k? ;)

First day of working was alright for me. Infact I get to blog at work too and how cool is that!? Lol. Oh and there were 2 incidents that were cool that day.

The 1st incident :
Just about 30 minutes after arriving for work(I arrived at 1.20 p.m. due to REASONABLE reasons. Shop opens at 10.) I heard a loud bang right outside of mum's shop. First thing that came to my mind was an accident between a motorcyclist and a car. Well I was partly right just that the motorcycle has no rider on it.

Motorcycles belong to "ah longs" can be found parked right outside my mum's shop at almost anytime of the day. This is because the shop beside my mums shop is a shop where you can find "LEGAL MONEY LENDER" "CASH UP TO $135000 INSTANTLY" "HIGH PAY FOR JEWELRIES,HAND PHONE, ETC". In short, the shop right beside mum's belongs to "ah longs".

As you guessed it, a car rammed into one of the "ah longs" motorcycle. It is a scooter. After the ram, the bike fell off and cracked on of my mum's flower pot. The driver was seen as a "steam" one. Most likely he just took pills or maybe wrestled with few bottles of 'TIGER' I wonder... But his conscious is still intact though. He stepped out of the car with a packet of peanuts in his hand. This chap is pretty skinny, probably aged around 30-40 and he wears glasses. "A-L-O-N-G-S" and people nearby(including char koay teow seller) gathered around the 'crime scene' almost immediately.

The driver dude was still munching peanuts as he uttered these words to the 'ah longs', "Eh lu lang eh bike beh sai park ka aneh uai eh la" (eh you guys musn't park your bikes so crooked). Man, this fella mustve never felt a beatdown! How brave is he to tell a gang of 'ah longs' this? Even braver, he is counting his peanuts as he said that. Woah, he got me wondering does this guy have 3 balls? or peanut brains?

Unfortunately those 'ah longs' did not bash him up. Dam I wanted to see that, lol. They kept their cool and called a mechanic from the nearest workshop, which is opposite of mum's shop. My mum went out and said to the 'steam' driver, "My flower pot crack no need money ar?". Again the driver was pretty busy peeling peanuts as he replied "flower pots musn't put lidat wan lah, MPPP can come and confiscate". IS HE DRUNK? HELL YEA!! Lol. The 'ah longs' sided my mum and said, "aneh eh hua pun keh kiam pun sah chap koh" (Flower pots like this costs around 30 bucks). But the char koay teow auntie showed her sempoi-ness by saying "Mana wu sah chap koh, PEH CHAP KOH LA!" (where got 30 bucks, 80 lah!). Then the 'ah longs' said, "hey mechanic just add 50 bucks to the bike repair, for the pot". LOL!

A police car approached the scene and parked opposite the road. Either its the commotion that attracted him or he was just a Little thirsty for coffee. A police officer with the classic sunglasses COOLY stepped out of the car. He COOLY took of his sunglasses with 1 hand BUTTT as soon as he saw that 'ah longs' were involved, he just got back into the car and drove away. Maybe he had some "tea time combo" with the 'ah longs' before, who knows? or he suddenly felt "un-thirsty".

The case was soon solved by an exchange of phone numbers. This is because the driver have zero bucks with him at that time. Price of peanuts must have hiked I guess. He promised to come back later but he refused to pay for the pot! Hah, and that settles for story 1.

For curiosity purposes, the drivers name is Tony. Wanna give your son a cool name? Do consider Tony~


Story 2 will be done as soon as I get home! Gotta serve customers now :p

Its been a while

Its been a while since ive updated my blog thnx to BLUEserver and various other activities. The activities vary from saving the prime minister to helping a blind man cross a busy street. SO, im excused right? ;)


Ahhh STPM is all over and I can say that the thrill of "HEY TODAY LAST DAY OF STPM" is well over-rated. I didn't know why I didn't feel any rush as I step out the hall after the last paper. Maybe its because there were students still having their examinations? Not the main factor. The absence of my cool buddies from both physics n biology stream? HELL YEAH! hahaha. If it were to be physics and bio paper 2 on the last day i bet it'll be CRAZY, right guys? ;p


I shall spend some time doing my mum a favour (what a filial son) by updating her birthday post and probably things that I want to voice out and require some opinions from you guys. So keep subscribing to ' The Noc Straits Times ' okay?


Alright story time...

One day, as you were just walking along a road you passed a very stinky drain filled with rubbish and shit. Something red in colour caught your attention. You couldn't resist the glimmering and shinny little surface exposed among the pile of muddy vomit. 'Man that could be a RM10 dollar note, heck it might even be a big piece of ruby which I could sell for RM10!!' you said to yourself. After looking around for people you might know (to avoid embarrassment) and found no one, you decided to grab that item.

You squat and extended your arm into the drain. Unfortunately your arm just isn't long enough. You wanted to walk away but you just couldn't. You felt the glittering red object "calling" your name. So you decided to retrieve the object no matter what it takes. You slowly sit by the drain. You saw a stick by your side. You grabbed the stick and tried to touch for the bottom of the drain. Its shallower than you thought. You gave yourself a clap for coming up with such a brilliant plan to find out the depth of the drain. As you were clapping and patting your own back, the stick sinked into the sewage and soon you realise how stupid you were for not using it to lash out the red object earlier.

You let down one of your leg into the smelly mush of sewage. You feel the cold liquid covering your leg as you extended your leg further down. Some of the shit from the drain got onto your face as your clumsiness made you trip and slide down the drain hence causing a 'Splash'. In the process you accidentally pushed the red object further down to the very bottom of the drain. You wanted to yell but decided not to as you will draw attention from nearby people. The mixture of shit, vomit and rubbish came up to your neckline. Thinking that there is no turning back, you dived down the stenchious pit to look for it.

Finally, god took a stroll pass the drain and WHEW you feel the object float to your hand. You quickly came up to the surface to gasp for some air. By chance, some of the noxious fluid enter your mouth. It didn't taste like chicken. At all. So you got up from the drain and rub your eyes from any filthy residue that remained. You take a good look at the red colored object. It was a.....a.....*drum rolls*..a COCA COLA CAN!! You stood there wondering. All the effort for a coca cola can!!?? You enter a berserk mode, looking at every corner of the can to see if it contains a 4d/ da mai cai or a ToTo sequence of numbers so you can stand a chance in winning a million bucks. Nothing! As rage and anger pollutes your brain, you lose the little amount of rational thinking you had. Now you have none. You decided to drink from the can thinking 'Hey maybe I can be a superhero after drinking from it..MUD man maybe or MR. STINKY' you took a big gulp and forced it in. You almost added vomit to the drain. You quickly look around your body for any added muscle mass or even booby mass. You found no growth of any body parts whatsoever. =(

You are really pissed off now, you wanted to throw the can back to where it belong and label this day the worse day of your life. Maybe even write it in your blog. But as you look up, you saw a Singh with a turban walk pass while chuckling at you. You wanted to break his skull but the sight of that turban reminded you of ALADDIN and the forty thieves along with his magic lamp. Since rubbing a dirty coca cola can is the last option for you before throwing it away, you give it a shot. With your murky hands you rubbed the can up and down, side to side. SUDDENLY a genie appeared(not genie teh). Although he took a shape of a big pile of dung, you didn't care. You threatened the genie to offer you some wishes. It said "due to your rude behaviour and that stinky smell of yours I'll grant you only 1 wish". You felt insulted and muttered out these few words "fine! prove to me you're a genie. Grant me a billion bucks!!" The genie said "very well, here you go." As he was saying that, his shitty saliva dripped over you. But he kept his promise. He snapped his shitty fingers and *POOF* a billion bucks filled in three big sacks appeared right in front of you.

There was a note on one of those baggages. In it were words from the genie "As im a shitty genie, this money will only be with you for a measly 24 hours. If you fail to spend it all in that particular amount of time, I shall take back the remaining amount. Items bought are yours to keep. Enjoy your shitty day! With Love, your favourite genie." As you finish reading the note, the genie was already gone, probably back into the coca cola can. You didn't bother, you smirked as you gazed on those baggages.


What will YOU do If YOU were the one who was granted the wish?
What will YOU buy with all those money?
State the estimated price of YOUR item too!
Note a billion = a thousand million and that means its 1,000,000,000.
Write YOUR opinion in the comment section ;) I shall post mine up soon.

1 MOFO day to go!

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After tmr (4th dec 07) I'd love be a superhero like him..
but with better looks and TIGHTER costume:p

Focusing on Problems VS Focusing on Solutions

Today let noc be your lecturer okay? :) I assure you this lesson wouldn't be a boring one cus its full of stories. Alright let me get started.

If you are facing a problem, any problem at all be it a leaking pipe or what to buy for noc during his birthday, would you focus on Problems or Solutions? (psst : js get noc a new bmw 5 series n he'll be ur best fren)

Here I have a couple of stories to share with you readers out there.

Well one of the most memorable case studies on Japanese management was the case of the empty soap box, which happened in one of Japan's biggest cosmetics companies, and which I would not mention ;p Almost instantly the company received a complaint that a consumer had bought a soap box that was empty. Immediately the authorities isolated the problem to the assembly line, the line which is responsible in transporting packaged boxes of soap to the delivery department. For some reason, a stupid soap box went through the assembly line empty.

Question, if you were in the managers shoes, you would definitely want to keep up your company's good name right? So like any sane person would, the manager asked his pro-engineers to solve the problem. After being paid a tonne, the engineers worked hard to devise an X-ray machine with high-resolution monitors (similar to the one you see in the airport) manning by two people to watch all the soap boxes that passed through the line to make sure they were not empty. No doubt they worked hard and they worked fast but they spent whoopee amount to do so (mostly for the engineers..so good news to you physics students~!). PROBLEM SOLVED!

Wait, not just yet...In another scenario, a low-ranked-employee-who-takes-coffee-breaks-often who works in a small company was posed with the same problem. This lazy mofo did not get into complications of manufacturing an X-ray machine but instead he came out with another solution. He bought a strong industrial electric fan and pointed it at the assembly line. He switched the fan on, and as each soap box passed the fan, it simply blew the empty boxes out of the line. PROBLEM SOLVED EVEN BETTER!!

The moral of the story? always look for simple solutions. Devise the simplest possible solution that solves the problem..good news for those lazy bumps out there. Keep up the good work!! You're doing the right thing!! *yay* =D


Moving on, when NASA began the launch of astronauts into space, they found out that the pens wouldn't work at zero gravity. In other words the ink won't flow down to the writing surface without the help of gravital pull. The astronauts in space did not get to draw their stick figures and hence they got so bored that they start doing silly things like pee-ing in the capsule while their friends played evade-the-toxic-urine game. So in order to solve this problem, it took them one decade and $12 million(probably for engineers..dam) They developed a pen that worked at zero gravity, upside down, underwater, in STPM and on practically any surface including crystal. The pen was so mighty, yes mightier than Shakespeare's pen, that it can withstand temperatures ranging from below freezing to over 300 degrees celsius. PROBLEM SOLVED!!

And what did the Russians' do?
The Russians used a Pencil !!! WTF!!

Heres a quote from an unknown fella.
"If you look at what you do not have in life, you don' t have anything"
true?


Lastly inn conclusion,
Lazy-bumps : 2 Smart engineers : 0
Thats all for now, burps.



Acoustic day


video

Hey today I wana share wif u guys this video, its the piano cover for My Chemical Romance by sharingannosasuke from U-tube. I have to say he is a brilliant pianist!! Im sure every1 will agree wif me after watching the vid =p. Ahh just by watching him play so well it just ignites the urge for me 2 take up piano lessons. Haha sighs wasted I didn't have that option when I was young. Lets not cry over spilt milk, so just put on your headphones and turn up the speaker!! ENjoyyyyyyyy~

Honesty Is The Best Policy

Im pretty sure everyone of you heard of the saying above BUT I can't be too sure if anyone of you apply that saying in your daily life :P Me? Yes of course honesty is the best policy for me!!

This guy that you're about to see is dam honest I can say. If I'm his parent Ill oso be hella proud of my son!! But some how I wouldn't want to be his parent though...he should also be labelled as "orang tercontoh" or "The ideal citizen" for his truthfulness. And speaking about service with a smile in our cunt-3? heck he smiles better than all the civil servants combined. Cant wait to see that man? Ladies if you give him a chance, he might end up being your prince charming too~! Just scroll down for his magnificent photo.
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credits to dkny

Singing Sunday #7

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This week on Singing Sunday we have Jim Jones and his buddies showing off their 'greens'....damn!

Random quote :
"Request and ye shall receive" - noc the philosopher


EHT SCIRYL

(Feat. Diddy, T.I., Birdman, Young Dro)

I wear a mean dark pair a shades
(You know we can't have one a nuthin')
(So we had to double up)
You can't see my eyes unless my head is bent

Dipset..
REMIX!!!!

[Chorus]
We fly high, no lie, you know this (Ballin!)
Foreign rides, outside, it's like showbiz (ladies)
We stay fly, no lie, you know this (remix)
Hips and thighs, oh my, stay focus

[Jones]
PC blowticious, Lamborghini, its audicious
From Harlem to Hollywood I'm still hood,
500 horses stuffed in my Ferarri hood
Fuck niggas talk bout MCs on my hills
Hip hop was dead and killa gave me the will
Black car fever got this nigga feelin ill its the shop for a now nigga givin out deals
(Its all about the Benjamen's baby)

I'm flying off Lennox, in the Bentley all crazy
The roof top as I am showin my ass,
I brought New York back ya niggas ain't got a chance

[Chorus]
We fly high, no lie, you know this (Ballin!)
Foreign rides, outside, it's like showbiz (ladies)
We stay fly, no lie, you know this (remix)
Hips and thighs, oh my, stay focus

[T.I.]
I ain't gon' lie I'm fucked up ,if we all die then we all shall
The only one thang gonna get us by and thats the ball game,
Then buy me a lonely crib 50 on the dog tag, Cracks on the deal thats twenty mill
And you thought i have gone mad, naw I had to gone Grab the spida at the red light,
Blue florescent head light, you better get your bread right,
You ain't a baller , you chase checks I check write, even wen I got a dog outside on my neck right

[Diddy]
Hey ya hold up, pick a restaurant Chows or Chin Chin
Now pick a car, which one I ain't been in,
Pick a watch as long as the hand spinnin
Pick a actress which one I ain't swim in
The yachts still on the deck
Retirement plan i dropped it on her neck
I'm still spending old money , Benjamen's remix 10 Year gold money mothafuckas

[Chorus]
We fly high, no lie, you know this (Ballin!)
Foreign rides, outside, it's like showbiz (ladies)
We stay fly, no lie, you know this (remix)
Hips and thighs, oh my, stay focus

[Birdman]
500 on the Bentley, 50 g's on the Caddy, 100 gs on my bar
Cuz we boat living large
Doin my thang wit this uptown swang
Nigga get it how we live like money ain't a thang
I be stunnin on them thangs everytime u see me Swang everytime u see me hang
Best believe I got that thang.
Pop up at the club nigga show them hoes love
Cuz they kno we make it rain so they show us gangsta love

[Young Dro]
Its like Im skating on ice like Christie Yamaguchi
Sit up in the Chevy eating blowfish sushi
550 mint colored benz me n' Jin wit the back cab twins blowin out booty
Hair real block cuz u kno we gettin coofy,iceberg drop nigga now ridin goofy,
28 inches in the air, kno I'm ballin cuz my whole Wrist pink and my neck kinda bluey (dro)

[Chorus]
We fly high, no lie, you know this (Ballin!)
Foreign rides, outside, it's like showbiz (ladies)
We stay fly, no lie, you know this (remix)
Hips and thighs, oh my, stay focus

ps: njoy dkny~! njoy peeps~!

Happy Birthday To You~!

Guess whose birthday is it? MY MUM'S!! haha, happy birthday mum~ well not much point typing it here, she is tangan bangku. In short, she doesnt know how to operate computers. In short-ER terms she is well partly a nub. Lol. kidding! Anyways we've chosen the number 1 hotel in Malaysia, number 4 in Asia and 22nd ranked world wide:- Rasa Sayang Resort and Spa to celebrate her 48th birthday. We went to dine at "spice garden" (ferringhi grill is too expensive). Hmm i guess ill finish the story some other day, Ranjit Singh Maleh is calling me to revise the book he wrote. Dammit, anyways once again HAPPY BIRTHDAY MUM, i love you!!

Singing Sunday #6

Woo passes week 5 and here comes week 6!! Dam fast. As you can see im updating this post ASAP to actually *cough* *cough* move sean's poem down * cough* cough* I mean FULFIL my weekly Sunday Songs. On this week, the song chosen was actually a REQUEST~ woot finally. LOL. It was requested by dear shingerina and if you request it, you'll get it. So here it is Nicole Sch&#@! ft Will.i.am with Baby Love. One of them is from pussycat dolls(the only one who does the singing) and another is just a black eyed pea.



LYRICSTO

[Nicole]
I remember like it was yesterday
First kiss and I knew
You changed the game
You had me exactly where you wanted
And I'm on it
And I ain't ever gonna let you get away
Holding hands never made me feel this way
So special, boy
It's your, your smile

We so in love (La la la la la)
Yeah, we so in love (La la la la la)
And I just can't get enough
Of your la la la love
Yeah, we so in love, love
I want you to know

You are my baby love, my baby love
You make the sun come up
Oh, boy (Oh, boy)
You're my every everything
That I could ever dream of
You are my baby love, my baby love
You make the sun come up
Oh, boy (Oh, boy)
You're my every, every, every everything

In a minute now we're still holding it down
Butterflies everytime he come around
You make me so crazy
It's crazy, oh baby
I don't ever wanna be with no one else
You're the only one that ever made me mad
You're special, boy
It's your, your style

We so in love (La la la la la)
Yeah, we so in love (La la la la la)
And I just can't get enough
Of your la la la love
Yeah, that's all I'm thinking of love
I want you to know

You are my baby love, my baby love
You make the sun come up
Oh, boy (Oh, boy)
You're my every everything
That I could ever dream of [3x]

You are my baby love, my baby love
you make the sun come up
Oh, boy (Oh, boy)
You're my every, every, every everything
Yeah. everything, everything, oh
Everything, everything, oh

[will.i.am]
You always and forever
You my sunshine
On my mind constant
Think about you all the time
(You're my everything)

[Nicole]
Everything, everything, oh
Everything, everything, oh

[will.i.am]
You ma new school love
You ma old school love
And it's so true
You're the one I'm thinking of

[Nicole]
You are my baby love, my baby love
You make the sun come up
Oh, boy (Oh, boy)
You're my every everything
That I could ever dream of

You are my baby love, my baby love
You make the sun come up
Oh, boy (Oh, boy)
You're my every, every, every everything [3x]

Everything, everything, oh
Everything, everything, oh
You are my baby, baby, baby, baby love
Everything, everything, oh
Everything, everything, oh
You're my everything
You are my baby, baby, baby, baby love



Ahhh 16 days to go to our second National Independence. Yes let the MERDEKA spirit ignite in you! Although STPM is tomorrow(19th), counting down to 4th December makes me happier. So, let the countdown begin!! ;)

Many thanks to shingerina for dedicating tis song to me <3

Poem - By Sean Kam

To those who do not know who the poet is, well he wants to be refered as 'THE GREAT SK' , better known as Sean Kam and sad to say he is my younger brother. Anon1- "WTF he is your brother and your sad cus of it!? U blardy bastard no good &^*#$" Me : Hey hey I got my reasons okay? Guess what guys, I found this piece of paper NEATLY placed directly in front of my computer so by any chance I wont miss it. *hint* : being neat isn't sean's nature...at all. And on this NEATLY placed piece of paper there is this poem. Anon1- "Aww how sweet, a poem from ur little brother. How the hell can you, you @$$W!P3". Me : ".......you'll get what I mean". AHem ahem *clearing my throat so this poem will sound smooth and insulting*


Sean is really the best,
Because he always pass the test,
And Ryan Kam is a pest.

Here are the good tips of Sean :
-He is more independent that Ryan Kam
-He goes to school earlier than Ryan Kam
-He can wash his shoe
-He is more helpful
-He is less greedy than Ryan Kam

Those were the five good tips of Sean,
And Ryan's pants are torn.


-Sean Kam-


"OH WOW HE WROTE ME A POEM..HOW SWEET!!" -idiot, lulz
anyways that didn't fail to put a smile on my face though =D
smile always cus STPM wont smile for you. >:(

Men VS Women - Round 2

Ting* Tong* Its time for Men VS Women Round 2. Well in this episode, Men wins again(as usual) over the women. muahaha. Yeah cheap thrills, I know. Here goes, the continuation of why Men are just the happier beings....


1. Your underwear is RM8.99 for a three pack.

2. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

3. If someone forgets to invite you to a party, he or she can still be your friend.

4. You only have to shave your face and neck.

5. You almost never have strap problems in public.

6. 3 pairs of shoes are more than enough.

7. Everything on your face stays its ORIGINAL colour.

8. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

9. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look!

10. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

11. You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24th in 25minutes.

12. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.

13. Your belly usually hides your big hips.

14. One color for all seasons.

15. You don't freakout when you go to a party and see another man wearing the same shirt,instead you become buddies.



Lol. Personally I love the number 3,12,15 numbers 2,7,8 are also cool :)
Enjoy.

Singing Sunday #5

Week number 5!! Meaning my blog is over a month old..woot!! Its mua-guik time for my blog as the Chinese would've celebrated for a 1-month-old-baby. Ahh Ive chose P.diddy - 'Ill be missing you' as a dedication to my late uncle. He passed away on November the 10th a little more than half a decade ago. He was my grandma's favourite son. My uncle was the youngest in his family, followed by my mum, then an uncle from KL and the eldest an uncle from Australia. According to my grandma, he was taken away by god for he is a very kind man, too kind. He has repaid his sins and god doesn't want him to commit anymore after that, that is why god took him away.


I still remember pretty clearly that day, I was still in primary school. After it occurred we went to my grandma's house. She was crying so badly it pierces through my heart. I felt the sadness in every one's faces. She was sitting by the phone, maybe waiting and hoping that somehow he would call back. It was extremely sad. I got the urge to cry but I tried my best to hold it back.


Lets side-track a little. Here is a short story about my uncle, he lives in Singapore with his girlfriend. He was in his mid 20's. The job he had was my dream occupation. A pilot!! But then my mum suggested that I change my dream occupation after that incident. What really happened was, he was piloting a plane through Johor. Approaching the mountain areas, the fog began to build up. My uncle wanted to gain some altitude so that the view would be clearer. But disaster striked too soon, his plane hit a giant radar plate and then the story ended there. Apparently the radar plate was not in use for a long time but the Johor government was too "busy" to take it down. So fk them.


Back to the main topic, after a few days we went to grandma's to fetched her from her house. Together with my parents and some few relatives we wanted to preserve my uncle's ashes. We went to the christian graveyard located just beside the youth park main entrance. Flowers were bought on the way there as an offering. Then as we reached I silently followed my family to the so called ''locker room''. His ashes were placed in on of those ''lockers''. A few of my family members cried as they spoke their last words to him(although he is dead). I couldn't take it anymore so I cried along. What was on my mind that time were the things he had done for us, with us. Every time he comes back from Singapore, he will bring me and my brother to have some rojak and sometimes even fishing(but we ended up catching crabs). Then he would buy souvenirs back for us, I remembered I got some cool toy-trucks. I ran back to the car to hide my tears but my aunt(from KL) my brother my mother and dad was walking back to the car too. I just sat at the back seat staring out the window. They went in the car and saw me crying. I was asked why but I chose not to answer. My aunt thought it was my brother who did this to me so he instantly got some spanking. Being at my age at that time(one digit), they never thought I would cry over someones death. I beg to differ. He is dear to me.


The lyrics for the song :

PUFF DADDY - I'll Be Missing You


{Intro: Puff Daddy}

Yeah... this right here (tell me why)
Goes out, to everyone, that has lost someone
That they truly loved (c'mon, check it out)

{Verse One: Puff Daddy}

Seems like yesterday we used to rock the show
I laced the track, you locked the flow
So far from hangin on the block for dough
Notorious, they got to know that
Life ain't always what it seem to be (uh-uh)
Words can't express what you mean to me
Even though you're gone, we still a team
Through your family, I'll fulfill your dream (that's right)
In the future, can't wait to see
If you'll open up the gates for me
Reminisce some time, the night they took my friend (uh-huh)
Try to black it out, but it plays again
When it's real, feelings hard to conceal
Can't imagine all the pain I feel
Give anything to hear half your breath (half your breath)
I know you still living your life, after death

{Chorus: Faith Evans}

Every step I take, every move I make
Every single day, every time I pray
I'll be missing you
Thinkin of the day, when you went away
What a life to take, what a bond to break
I'll be missing you

{Puff} I miss you Big

{Verse Two: Puff Daddy}

It's kinda hard with you not around (yeah)
Know you in heaven smilin down (eheh)
Watchin us while we pray for you
Every day we pray for you
Til the day we meet again
In my heart is where I'll keep you friend
Memories give me the strength I need (uh-huh) to proceed
Strength I need to believe
My thoughts Big I just can't define (can't define)
Wish I coul turn back the hands of time
Us in the six, shop for new clothes and kicks
You and me taking flicks
Makin hits, stages they receive you on
Still can't believe you're gone (can't believe you're gone)
Give anything to hear half your breath (half your breath)
I know you still living you're life, after death

{Chorus: Faith Evans}

Every step I take, every move I make
Every single day, every time I pray
I'll be missing you
Thinkin of the day, when you went away
What a life to take, what a bond to break
I'll be missing you

{Faith Evans} Somebody tell me why

{Interlude: Faith Evans}

One black morning
When this life is over
I know
I'll see your face


Every night I pray, every step I take
Every move I make, every single day
Every night I pray, every step I take
{Puff} Every day that passes
Every move I make, every single day
{Puff} Is a day that I get closer
{Puff} To seeing you again
Every night I pray, every step I take
{Puff} We miss you Big... and we won't stop
Every move I make, every single day
{Puff} Cause we can't stop... that's right
Every night I pray, every step I take
Every move I make, every single day
{Puff} We miss you Big

{Chorus 2X with variations}
{Chorus 1X with interlude 2X over the top to fade}


i will miss you, uncle!!

Deepavali

I had been looking forward to 8th NOV 07 since few months back~!!! Last night i hardly could put myself to bed,the main reason was that I was too excited in celebrating DEEPAVALI at JAYA's hs which is located in BUTTERWORTH~!!! I forced myself in getting some wonderful dreams but i failed. So i decided to 'cook porridge' with my sei chai pao in order to get a warm slumber. However i accidentally went into my own fanstatic world which is thinking abt something that might not happen + craps in it. This was so suffering especially when i really really want to sleep but i cant~!!!

The next morning i was woken by "when darkness turn to light,it end tonight it end tonight" hah!!! This song is so stupidly annoying!!!! Although tht song memang meng-lorheng-kan, my deepavali mood took over my sleepiness n grumpiness!! Without wasting any of my time, i got myself ready like a bullet train and within a split second I was already sitting down waiting for my mum to tie my hair.

NOTE : I had to be very quick so that my mum won't cause the ceilling
of my hs to collapse!!

By the time it was 11.30am, my friends and I were already on the ferry. During that time it was raining, so we were unable to get down the car to snap some memoriable pictures!!At the end,we just chatted inside the car and kept asking JAYA the route to her house.

Our marvelous activity began when we reached her hs at abt 1pm:
  • grab some snack e.g MURUKU
  • room raiders
  • lunch
  • get ourselves a cup of famous soya bean at BAGAN!
  • visit a few romantic place recommanded by JAYA
  • snapped a few pics and get our ass back to PENANG!!!

So after that it was the end of our journey to BUTTERWORTH
diana.chui leng.shing.jaya



only 3 of us went to butterworth

even soya bean need seatbelt

on da way back to penang


I reached home at about 5 something and i needed to get ready by 6pm because i required my neighbours help to put on my saree!!! XD Anyways sei chai pao will be coming to fetch me around 7.30 to have dinner together with him and his family~!!!whoooo~!!wht a tiring yet fun day for me~!!!As we reached O'mak's hs at abt 8pm sei chai pao was hungry for food.he acted like a babarian~!! Well after eating our delicious dinner along with wonderful snacks, we parted home. But before that, we made thousands and thousands of memories together. Cus as the saying goes, a picture signifies a tousand words ;)

happy deepavali~!

deepavali night

us

us with o'mak


sincerely,

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